You'd think he might be just a touch guilty, but no. He's not a bit guilty. He really had all of us in such a jam today. Ed was located in the luxurious & air conditioned surroundings of an establishment called, 'Portland's Pampered Pets'...safe, sound, & now, in big trouble with me. Of course we hugged & smooched him. Now we will glower at him for the evening. No Scooby Snacks. No Happy Hour. In a Jam, indeed. Harumph...Thanks to all who responded, called, emailed, & offered support. Collar is now Super-Glued on. Next we will Super Glue his behind to the kitchen floor.